R18 stories? Are you kidding me…!?

I suddenly had the strange urge to type up a short erotic story *facepalm* I remember once my mom saw all my erotica years ago and got mad saying that I will only attract scary old men if they read them. LOL well. If THAT IS SO… I attempted to make a separate account for erotic stories and/or drawings/digital art… *facedesk*

I got super excited again that I ended up making random erotic CG game art– I mean, ecchi. Since the Manga Maker ComiPo! is limited and doesn’t have nude character models, IT’S HARD TO MAKE PORN!! But I think I’ll be able to go as far as this…

(This is so erotic that I should have censored it!)

But anyway, I already have an idea for it! And…

IT’S AT THE BEACH!!

The beach is liek. DA BEST PLACE EVAR to start porning (yes. porn. ing. porning is a verb.)

There’s gotta be cake! If there’s no cake, it can’t be a porno! LOL. Specifically, a delicious STRAWBERRY CAKE. Kinky, right? *facewall* The first few sentences I’ll write in the story can go like something like this…!! Maybe…!!

It’s a very hot day at the beach, and it was a mistake to wear such thick clothing. Although I’m wearing shorts, my thick long sleeved shirt is doing it’s duty (wut?). Right now, I’m desperate to enter into a refrigerator. The large slice of cake I’m holding on a small plate looks as if it’s dying to be in the cold as well. All of its icing is melting so much that it’s starting to crawl off the plate and on to my bare legs. The icing creeping down my leg feels so strange. It’s as if ………

DAMNIT I fail to make use of the cake. LOL, I don’t even know how I succeeded making short erotica when I was 13 years old. Like, how… is it possible… that I fail now…!?!?!

Erm. Okay. Let’s give it a try. Like writing in a diary. About what I fantasize. That should be easy enough…

I couldn’t concentrate on writing… I made part of the GUI…!!

BAH. I shouldn’t be doing this. Dating sim GUI… I already made a GUI for Virtual Boyfriend Secret Diary when I’m supposed to friggin WRITE. I’m messing around too much. I gotz to concentrate!

The GUI that I made using ComiPo!… it looks really childish and unorganized. BECAUSE. I’m not an amazing GUI artist. But I think it looks decent for some reason. Maybe it’s meant to look childish!?

config1I had fun putting in the text…

  1. Go back: back to playing the game
  2. Leave session: main menu/top
  3. Leave 4 EVER: quit game
  4. Diary, don’t look!: list of journal entries
  5. (drawing of Aries the Ram): daily horoscope readings
  6. erase: erase what’s on the board
  7. draw: draw anything on the board with white chalk
  8. color: color in your drawings on the board with pink chalk
  9. status: your status…?
  10. bag: inventory! food? money? other stuff
  11. extra: extra stuff…?

I’m just not experienced enough to actually put in all the coding… UGH. I just wanted to make this. It might change but whatever~


Aside from that! I wrote 10,012 words! I have a feeling this game might be more than just 30,000 words. Because… prologue = 405 words, day 1 = 8,385 words, day 2 = 1,202 words. There are 15 days. And the intro with day 1 and 2 are already 10k. So what would that mean…

Each day (Feb 1 to 15) might be 8k words… that equals…

*cough cough* “WHAT!? Do I need to write over 120,000 words!?”
“Yes. Yes you do. So that means… STAHP PROCRASTINATING!!
“Damn you. I’LL PROCRASTINATE WHEREVER WHENEVER I WANT!!”
“Then you might finish it by 2016, not 2015!”
NO, BITCH! I’ll finish it! I’ll find people who like to do programmy-arty shit without being paid to finish this all!!”
“Well, good luck doing that… when you do.”
“…………………….do you really mean good luck?*gets backstabbed*

Okay. I spent too many hours working on the pointless (kind of) GUI. I should write… again…

I LIEK 2TLY REGRET EETTT!!

There was this STUPID BITCH who was telling me OH SO MUCH how she regretted buying the art program ComiPo! And I was like… “Why dafuq are you even telling me this? Pls jest stahp talkeng yew annoyeng betch.”31_002I was making these ComiPo! art tutorials and then she was just liek, “WELL I REGRET BUYING THIS SHIT, YO. I can make better pictures without this program! WHY DID I FUCKING BUY IT GAWD I’M SO ANNOYING AREN’T I!?” I was just liek… “YES YOU ARE.” LOL what I really said…

of course, this isn’t a program specialized for drawing pictures from scratch graphically. you should also know what comipo is made for. it’s specialized for people who can’t draw too well and make comics. thats why they have already made models. it’s different than the program you’re probably used to using to draw pictures.

i don’t only use it to make comics. i can also use it like photoshop, manipulating photos—changing the hue, blur, making lots of layers to make a picture look great.

i at one point also “regretted” getting a program like photoshop or jasc paint shop pro because i had no idea how to use it at all. i thought everything was so weird and new to me because i couldn’t draw so well graphically. but i began to understand those programs, liked it over time, and make cool pictures.

if you at least give it a try and put some effort in making art in a program like comipo—not only just making different models or angles (even i think the angles are strange but i work with them)—you’ll eventually find out why you won’t regret it.

comipo is still new and still being updated with new things, that’s why the content is so less. but even with such less content, i can work with it. im sure you and others can work with it too to make really nice art.
i know there may be those who “regret” and havent tried using comipo deeply enough to understand how fun it is. i was one of them. but i used it, and kept using it, realizing how fun it was.

Yea… well… then she got even more annoying after my comment, I was like…

“Gawd srsly this bitch won’t stop ranting about how much she regrets the program.”
“I knoe, I wanna bitch slap her leik rait nao rait naooo!!
“Why is she even telling me she regrets the program? I was only making FUCKING tutorials.”
WHO DAFUQ KNOWS. She psycho.”

Then I saw some of her art. I mean, sure the people/animals whatever she draws look pretty good, but her backgrounds SUCK ASS with those cool cartoon peoples. See, this is where ComiPo! comes in handy with your SUCKY BACKGROUND ART. If you use ComiPo! with your amazing-looking people-animal art, then your pictures would look so much better you DUMBASS so STAHP TELLING ME HOW MUCH YOU REGRET DIS COMIPO SHIT!!

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“TAKE THAT, YOU SHIT HEAD!! Did you know, that was a bitch slap? BECAUSE YOU WON’T STOP BITCHING ABOUT REGRETTING BUYING IT. SHADDAP ALREADY!!
“But this time, it’s your turn to bitch. I won’t bitch slap you, because I know she was pretty DAMN ANNOYING.”
“I haven’t received any annoying comments regarding ComiPo! buying issues. And how much they probably HAVE NOT used ComiPo! enough to see IF they’ll like it.”
“THAT UGLY FUCK FACE just doesn’t understand how to FUCKING use ComiPo! THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING BUY IT, YOU ASSHOLE!?”
“She should’ve just done the trial version. Then. THE END. You wouldn’t come to me and BITCH ABOUT REGRETTING BUYING IT.”

Aside from that fucking whore
There were people telling me the art program is a “lazy way to make art.” YOU KNOE WUT. You don’t know how much effort I put to making a fucking awesome picture using ComiPo! It actually takes TIME to make a cool picture using the program. It’s not LAZY you crapface.

Plus… I’m helping people who has comipo with my ART TUTORIALS so can you liek SHADDAP about it being such a lazy program? YES? OKAY.

Thank GAWD I have a blog. If I kept this all in my head, I’ll probably be hitting stuff instead. like,”THIS BITCH UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*punches mom’s face on accident*

That… will be something I’ll regret. I LIEK 2TLY REGRET EETTT!!
But now… I think I’m done. *slightly satisfied*

Scared? ARE YOU AN IDIOT!?

I’m scared to send my stuff to my editor—BARELY ANYTHING. It’s all SHIT BUT in my eyes, IT WAS… okay. Shit + okay = Still okay. I’ll send it.
22_001“I’m so sorry, I was… I was busy… with stuff—
“Sorry? Busy with… STUFF!? WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE IS THAT!?”
SOOOO SORRY! I JUST! I COULDN’T THINK OF STUFF—”
“TELL ME A BETTER EXCUSE NEXT TIME AND I’LL LET THIS GO.”
“Oh.”

Well… that situation is still okay, because SHE WOULD LET IT GO NEXT TIME! But it’s true, I barely did anything because I COULDN’T FUCKING THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD besides the scary-ish intro. And then all I was doing aside from not writing anything good was making ComiPo! art tutorials. I bet she was looking at that and was liek,

“Bitch isn’t getting things done. I knew it. All she was doing was MAKING FACKING ART TUTORIALS rather than WRITE THE FACKING STORY.”

“…………………….JUST. Let me try to come up with stuff on MAI BLAHG OHKEIIIII!?

My editor is on Skype so I… might… log on in a bit… OR NOT. OR TOMORROW. OR THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. OR NEVAR IN MY LAIIIFF. I’ll see what story-ish STUFF I can type on my next post… if I can come up with anything… before I actually send my work…

“GAWD YOU BITCH STOP POSTING SO MUCH. SERIOUSLY YOU FUCKING ANNOYING BITCH.”
“I can’t help it. I wanna talk about LAIFE.”
“This isn’t about life, dimwit.”
“Oh.”

Life, my life, or not… I’LL STILL POST SHIT!!