R18 stories? Are you kidding me…!?

I suddenly had the strange urge to type up a short erotic story *facepalm* I remember once my mom saw all my erotica years ago and got mad saying that I will only attract scary old men if they read them. LOL well. If THAT IS SO… I attempted to make a separate account for erotic stories and/or drawings/digital art… *facedesk*

I got super excited again that I ended up making random erotic CG game art– I mean, ecchi. Since the Manga Maker ComiPo! is limited and doesn’t have nude character models, IT’S HARD TO MAKE PORN!! But I think I’ll be able to go as far as this…

(This is so erotic that I should have censored it!)

But anyway, I already have an idea for it! And…

IT’S AT THE BEACH!!

The beach is liek. DA BEST PLACE EVAR to start porning (yes. porn. ing. porning is a verb.)

There’s gotta be cake! If there’s no cake, it can’t be a porno! LOL. Specifically, a delicious STRAWBERRY CAKE. Kinky, right? *facewall* The first few sentences I’ll write in the story can go like something like this…!! Maybe…!!

It’s a very hot day at the beach, and it was a mistake to wear such thick clothing. Although I’m wearing shorts, my thick long sleeved shirt is doing it’s duty (wut?). Right now, I’m desperate to enter into a refrigerator. The large slice of cake I’m holding on a small plate looks as if it’s dying to be in the cold as well. All of its icing is melting so much that it’s starting to crawl off the plate and on to my bare legs. The icing creeping down my leg feels so strange. It’s as if ………

DAMNIT I fail to make use of the cake. LOL, I don’t even know how I succeeded making short erotica when I was 13 years old. Like, how… is it possible… that I fail now…!?!?!

Erm. Okay. Let’s give it a try. Like writing in a diary. About what I fantasize. That should be easy enough…

How many times…!! THIS STORY!!

(I almost forgot my password…)

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t remember the last time I actually finished a story. WHY have I NOT!? I made a new one about some girl. Trying to be successful!! Because I’M TRYING TO, DAMNIT!

Well, I at least made some of the characters but then I keep changing my mind because of some stuff I’ve seen in other stories. I’m like, HAY DIS IS MAI STORIE. Why am I trying to copy other stories? UGH. Pain in the ARSE.

OK MAYBE… if it makes it easier…
I’ll just write a story like I’m writing in a blog such as this. Yea. Then I’ll go back and rewrite it. Yea. Sounds good. Cuz I type faster if it’s like… a journal.

SOMEONE PUNISH ME if I fail this time.

So the thing with this story, I already typed a lot of it up in the Ren’Py visual novel maker thing. I included choices to choose from like for example…

“If I want to look successful, I should…”

1. Apply for a job
2. Find a sugar daddy
3. Buy stylish clothes
4. Ask advice from a friend

Something like that! And then some random COOL Computer Graphic ART!

BAM

I made too many random artwork for the story… am I even gonna finish it!?

eh.

And so… ANTAGONIST!! WARE U B!?

Yes… I finally realized…
I NEEDED TO WRITE ABOUT THE FACKING ANTAGONIST FIRST…!
in a story. It’s no wonder I’ve been struggling… for a very long time *facepaperbag*

Yes. I made another new story. For the I-don’t-know-th TIME!! It’s basically about a girl… who is a lost cause… “what is love!? I FORGAT!“

And so, I sort of thought the story was really dumb. I never thought of the antagonist first. I’ve been making the main character/protagonist and then I was like…

W8, WUT WUZ DAH STORAY BOUT AGEN!?
Well fack! If you don’t know, I’LL NEVER KNOW THE PURPOSE IN WRITING LAIF!!

And so, I was sad and put my head in a white paper bag. No, that didn’t really happen, but it happened in my thoughts.

And so… okay. Right now, I’m making the antagonist a female bully of the protagonist’s high school/classroom. It sounds so cliche though. Or… does it not!? But yes, a bully, and she makes what the story is supposed to be ALLLLL ABOUTTT!! but what I was doing with the antagonist is making her really jealous of the protagonist and yes… bullies her. Because. The protagonist has EVERYTHING the antagonist ever wants! Like…

1. A sexy guy friend (the bully only has girl friends and just dates random guys…?)
2. A hot older brother (the bully doesn’t have an older brother or treats her nicely)
3. A super cute secret admirer (the bully doesn’t… quite have that. A lot of kids are scared of her)
4. A TRUE best friend (the bully only has… fake friends who follow her around)

Not sure if those sound realistic, but OH WELL! But the thing is… how will this person start out the story? Something like revenge? Something like… provocation? SOMETHING. The story has been struggling with finding a true storyline. It’s like… it doesn’t exist yet. I was going to do…

HAY let’s get the protagonist to get rejected by her crush!
and think love is a friggin LIE afterall!!
But… THAT doesn’t seem much of an impact, does it?
WHO CARES I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING DAMN YOU!!

Yea. I thought of how to write the prologue too. It seems, that I… have to research about prologues… And the prologue sounds like crapper-knuckles!! I’m just going to… make the antagonist then. Yes. I’ll go do that now…

My story was—oh hey, what about this!?

I was at first going to make a creepy story about a girl who lost her memory and figures out who she is and the people around her. She thinks they’re friends, but they’re actually… the ones who tried to KILL HER OMG! 

Then, my dad told me a funny story about a guy leaving a really good company making billions of dollars, and he left before it became famous. Everyone was trying to look for him so they can give him the money since he was co-founder (OH CRAP I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS REALLY ABOUT). It’s called Clear History. The way my dad described it was hilarious…

Before the co-founder guy knew about how much the founder of the company wanted to give him money, he had a big grudge how the company flourished because of the first electronic car ever (I think), Howard. Co-founder was like,

WTF WHY HOWARD THAT’S A STUPID NAME FOR A CAR!!

And everything was so random it seemed. The founder—I’ll name him Bob—hired so many people to find him and the co-founder—I’ll name him Tom—STILL had the big grudge on the founder… until he found out Bob wanted to give Tom 10% of the billions of dollars earned.

Well… it doesn’t seem funny when I explain it. Seriously, I don’t want to write that all down UGH. But anyway. The reason why I just said all that… was because instead of making a creepy story WHICH I’M NOT QUITE GOOD AT, I’ll end up making something random. Then it eventually turns into an actual story! More like, the characters are making the story I suppose?

BLAH. I don’t know. I was thinking of something random too. A girl did something stupid and gained a lot of popularity and then got into an accident. After that, she had amnesia and doesn’t know anything anymore! So she finds out… ;sdfouhzl;ngz;drofgh I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE.

I TOTALLY had it earlier. Now, I lost it because I FARCKING TRIED SO HARD to type out what Clear History was about. Good job.

Finally! *attempts to make mystery novel*

In my previous post, I was writing in 2nd person narrative. I SUCK AT IT. *rage quit* So, I went with 1st person narrative, something I’m actually good at…

In this story, I’m writing a mystery novel. I’ve actually never really wrote any mystery novels. I only just like mystery stuff. So, I went to this site to give me tips on how to write a mystery. I thought it’s really helpful. BUT even though I read it, I probably won’t even write a good mystery in the end. I’M JEST LIEK DAT OHKAY!? 

It’s my first time…
This tip is helpful.
ORLY— *gets punched in the face*

Thankfully, this time, I managed to make a full outline before I started writing. Now, I’m writing it and I’m liek EZ PZ. But I got too excited again and made pictures for the game. WHY DO I TEND TO DO THAT UGH. But I at least made the prologue! It’s like, super short though. I already tested it out (game version) and put in some creepy music and I’m like…

NOOOOOOO THIS IS SCARY! HALP ME.
You shouldn’t have put in that creepy music in the first place, dumbass.

Then I text my cousin saying how scared I am but that didn’t make me feel any better… she at least pointed out how hot the weather is today to make me stop thinking about the scariness. She’s so sweet~

So far, I have 1k words…. THAT’S NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR A DAMN PROLOGUE.
But… it’s a super short story—
DON’T “SUPER SHORT STORY” ME!!

I planned for it to be only 10k words. I wonder if I’d even reach that far or if… if it really will be under 10k words? For some reason, it might seem long. It looks like there’s two parts to the game. DAMNIT I DIDN’T WANT DISSSSSsssssS.

But… I’m happy to at least have “something” to write about. Yayness.

This 2nd person narration… not used to it!

SRSLY. I keep writing a story, then deleting it, the writing a new one, then deleting again. I think this will be a never ending cycle of writing and deleting stories. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN!?

Idk, cuz you’re liek 2tly a betch?
SHYADDAP. If I’m a betch then you’re a betch too, BETCH.

But the new story I was writing is in second person narration. Didn’t put a title on it yet. I actually haven’t written a full story in second person before. It’s usually first person. I SUCK AT THIRD PERSON NARRATION. But I was inspired to write a story in second person. It’s because of Choice of Games! I especially like their game Choice of Romance. It was my favorite… a while back. Yes. DAMNIT I WANTED MOAAARRR!!!

SO I’m planning on making/writing a game with tons of choices like choice of games. It seems fun for some reason. I just hope it turns out well!

What if people get bored because there’s so many choices?
No! You lie! I like many choices. SO SHOULD YOU.
I’d rather read a kinetic visual novel than have too many choices.
Well… well then…

Of course, I gotta write a full on story before having a lot of choices. If there’s no story… yeah… it would definitely be boring. Probably just gonna be like (if no real story)… for example…

“You’re walking. You can’t stop. How should you stop!?”

1. Kill yourself.
2. Trip on something.
3. Grab onto a really heavy object.

“YOU LOSE.”

Wait, how did I lose? I DIDN’T PICK ANYTHING.

BLAH. Whatevers. I’ll continue my nonsensical story in a few…

The Sunset? Just a short story!

This story is something i wrote when i was a kid. I wanna tweak it up a bit though! It’s called The Sunset!

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One morning, I was on a ship headed to an island somewhere in the middle of the ocean. The ship we were on was as big as a four-story mansion! I was with some of my friends, a lot of my relatives, and my family. We packed food, clothes, shelter—like blankets, pillows, and some games to play—while we were on the ship.

I miss my home and everyone that didn’t come with us, because we’ll be there for a week. When the ship was ready to go, I was already bored. While we were sailing the ocean, I saw a lot of fog covering the horizon. I could barely see the sky.

A few hours later, the ship was going all over the place and losing its balance! I sat down on a chair going back and forth while playing games I brought with me. All of a sudden, the ship was tilting and my stomach was hurting! My friends didn’t feel a thing, because they’re all sleeping.

At sundown, I finished eating an early dinner and followed one of my friends to the outer front of the ship. I noticed most of my friends and family went back to their rooms looking like they don’t care about anything but sleep. The second I stopped and looked out, I saw a beautiful sunset. I noticed most of my friends and family went back to their rooms without caring about the scenery outside.

We finally got to our destination, and seeing the pretty sunset on that attractive island was definitely paradise. I still enjoyed it when everyone woke up, and it became more exciting when we were all together. My friends, family, and I headed to our hotel rooms, but I had to take one more look towards the ocean before that pretty sight goes all the way down.

Looking out my hotel room’s window, it already became dark, but I still have that sunset stuck in my head like gum. I went to sleep that night and hoped I will continue to remember that horizon tomorrow and in the future. But tomorrow… I’ll have fun the whole day at the beach!!

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THE END! Sadly, I don’t remember the sunset from that long ago. Booooooo. AND I don’t remember that memory of going on the ship with my friends and family. WELL THAT SUCKS.

Amipon!? Well ok. New story. AGAIN.

When I visited this site again, I was all liek… WHY DAFAQ DID I NAME THIS SAIT AMIPAWWWNNN!?!?! It’s AMiPON! faggot. Get it right. Ok… UGH. Can i change it again gaiz? NO YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED!!! *cries in a dark corner* I do wonder though… why I put “making games for fun!” as a motto or something. I DIDN’T MAKE GAMES YET, DAMN YOU! AND PLUS. It looks like I don’t have an editor anymore. Am I my own editor now? I GUESS SO.  ANYWAYYYYYYYY I’m even still writing ANOTHER FACKING STORY. How many stories will I make and be UNFINISHED FOR LAIF!? Well the new one makes me think of complicated things or… something. It’s like something to do with a rose with… poisonous thorns and a magic spell. WTF IDK ANYMORE. But I was just… just… YOU KNOW WUT. I have to freewrite. It’s so hard for me to do that. WHY ARE YOU SO COMPLICATED. Okay, calm. I wanted to make an outline. Then I can freewrite liek a mothafackar. OKAY OUTLINE!! I already have a title, yo. The Curse of the Prince (or should it be The Prince’s Curse? Damnit I already made a logo fuuuuck)

1. Intro (obviously)
   1. First, you go to school. And yea. You go to school.
   2. Making a new friend? AND SEE A FRIGGIN HAWT GUY.
   3. Finding that hawt guy like an uber stalker.
   4. Get infatuated by that hawt guy and say “DAMNIT I WANT HIM TO ************** ME!!” (that’s not really in the story sadly)
   5. He acts like he likes you but in reality HE DOESN’T. Whyohwhy…
   6. He walks you home and gives you a rose WITH MAGICAL POWERESSSS
   7. Then… AND THEN… IT HAPPENS. Wait, what happens? THE END.
2. Next part, idk what.

You know… idk anymore!! Just still on the writing stage of the visual novel. I keep getting excited about the game and make tons of pictures and programming stuff. JUST WRITE THE FUCKING STORY LOL. Ah. Okay, I guess I’m done.

Gender bending? Does that count as a GxB game?

This picture looks… sort of wrong. BUT. It’s a picture of a story trading places with your friend! And he’s all like “Hey you, LET ME GET BACK IN MY BODY, DAMNIT!”

So, the male character becomes a female character. Now, I don’t know if this should be a BxG or GxB game. WHICH IS IT!? The guy turned into a girl. Now, I’m confused. Why am I always confused with my storylines!? SO CONFUSING.

Anyway, with this story, I’m just gonna write random things unlike the other stories I’ve been writing. Because… everything might flow… if I don’t know what I’m doing… if that even makes sense.

I don’t even know why I posted this small post, but I did. Randomly. Now, I’m tired. *passes out*

It doesn’t make sense, or…? Plan or unplanned stories!

I’ve been having troubles with writing when I plan it out before I actually type the whole story out. But it’s weird how I have no troubles at all when I type random things without a plan. It’s like I plan it afterwards!?

“Are you an idiot? YOU HAVE TO PLAN.”
“No. NO! Not anymore. ONLY AFTER I TYPE!”

I’ve actually done it several times without a plan and actually got things done… *stupid face*

“DAMNIT WHY DIDN’T YOU THINK OF THIS BEFORE!? Are you an IDIOT!?”
“Yes. YES I AM.”

I feel like just forgetting the current stories I made and type random things now. I FEEL like it. I probably won’t forget them. No. I CAN’T.

First, I tried typing up the dating sim Virtual Boyfriend: Secret Diary. FAIL.

Second, I tried to type the story I made in the past. FAIL.

Third, I tried writing in my notebook the story I made in the past. FAIL.

Last, I realized that I finished things without a plan at first. SUCCESS! I should write random things now. NAO!

I was thinking of ideas like crazy these past few days. I was even thinking of making a fan made Bleach and/or GinTama story or game whatever. But it think I’ll be doing something different… and I don’t know what it is! RANDOM TYPING TIME!